Dr. Wise Might Just Change His Ways (As Far As His Moniker Goes)
Ladies (sexy ladies that is) and gentlemen, it's almost official. The Doctor, though he may change his moniker, (no... really... he used the term "moniker") and I have decided to start a tag-team blog. What exactly does this entail, you may ask?... Well, the initial idea (before the inebreation kicked in) was that he and I would write this other blog as a sort of back and forth... The Doctor would write in and then I'd respond, or, if on the flipside, I would comment and he'd respond. This isn't going to be like some simple dialogue, but rather like an organic conversation about certain (hopefully) topical subjects.
We've also decided that we are not going to be vulgar, because cursing cheapens the laughs... ASSBAGS!!!
For any fans of Doctor Wise... watch out for the AWESOME LINK!!!
P.S. No, really, once we have this up and going (it better be in a few days) the AWESOME LINK will be the best access to not only Dr. Wise, but to myself as well.
posted by ronak01 @ 4/09/2006 03:38:00 AM
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Um...actually I used the word "moniker". I am installing an automatic spell checker into Ronak's blog as I write this.
And now it seems there is a face for the name, for those of you wondering who this wiseguy character was. That black cap was actually originally Ronak’s, but it made him look like some sort of cat burglar. He gave it to me, for which I am thankful, and I proceeded to grow very fond of it. I suppose it gives me that sophisticated hip, urban, and more mature look, without trying too hard or something, and possibly fools people into thinking that I am foreign and worldly, like maybe with a cool British accent. Or maybe it just a cap that nicely conceals my receding hairline.
And yes, it is true. The internet will soon be taken by storm, as the (fill-in-the-blank) minds of yours truly and our favorite New Yorker reject prepare to unite and cook up a weblog of two parts strange and humorous discourse, a mixture of entertaining themes, one quart Seinfeld/Curb Your Enthusiasm kinda-thing, one pint Coen Brother’s-ish dialogue, one cup of lovable awkardness as in Judd Apatow’s writings and characters, a spoonful of Andy Kaufman-type anti-humor, a can of whoop ass, and maybe even a dash of enlightenment. But absolutely no Brazil nuts. Ok, probabaly that’s setting the bar a little high. But we’re going to saddle up to that bar and do our best. We’ll probably have a few drinks while we’re there. Hell, we may even sometimes eat the bar. Hopefully, along the way, everyone else will slurp up some of our delicious blog soup. We’ll probably be out of duck, though.
If you don’t believe us just look at that picture again. See how serious we are? If you zoom in real close you might be able to see the burning determination in our eyes. And how glassy and bloodshot they are.
Thenk you veddy much.
Who do I have to blow to get a Chirag Patel/Eric Wise dia-blog up and going?
Seriously. Just let me know who I need to blow, and I will blow him. I am also willing to blow anyone who will give me a hundred bucks, or is just in really good shape.
Thanks, Joel, I was wondering what a monocre was.
Chris, I hear Geoff just got a goodish sum back from Uncle Sam. I hear that at one point he was doing fifty situps a day, so he's in pretty good shape, too. I'm not sure if he can do anything about Chirag and Eric blogging together, but two out of three ain't bad, right?
i am truly and deeply offended by the assumption that i'd blow anyone for 100 bucks. or to get the ewise-cpat blog going. that seems way more uninteresting than snails fucking.
Anybody know what the Bulls did last night?
Chris once blew me for a Turkey Carver Sandwich.
Man, talk about distracting. With all this chatter regarding lil' chrissie baumann's downward spiral into male prostitution which seems to have been initiated by the performing of a BJ in exchange for a Boston Market sandwich (with extra mayo?), and the topic of snail sex (which actually seems kinda interesting since it would involve, albeit at a slow-pace, two hermaphodites engaging in mutual copulation(!) while shooting "love-darts" into each other's genitals. That is if we're not talking about one of those snail species that literally has to fuck him-/herself in order to produce offspring. Seriously. I am definitely not witty enough to come up with stuff like this) - I simply cannot concentrate on the new blog. It'll be cumming soon.
Yo, this be ewise.
First of all, I noticed that someone in the comments mentioned a Turkey Carver Sandwich. I prefer the chicken. I fondly remember when I would make one, with chicken freshly pulled from the bone. It tasted best when it was half dark meat and half white meat.
Hook me up with little-patel and we'll see who's funnier, us or the joel ronak combo.
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