Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Why Can't We Be Friends?


We can all be friends even if our beliefs differ. It is difficut, however, when some of our friend's beliefs happen to be those of an imbecile. Therefore, myself and my best friend (not my good friend) will be starting a discussion on differing points of view and varying issues. Please join us because he is wrong and I am right.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

NEW POST ABOUT FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!


How is it that the simplest cuisine makes us the happiest? Most times, we refer to comfort food as something your mom made or your grandma made or your dad made and often times, these recipes are for the most part, basic or simple. The paradox is when these dishes involve a plethora of ingredients. For instance, my favorite dish is masala dosa. My mom makes the greatest dosa in the world. In the end, it is a rice crepe filled with sauteed potatoes and onions served with various chutneys and a tomato soup with vegetables. Crepes, potatoes, onions, soup, chutneys. It seems simplistic but the effort, the time, the various ingredients in this dish take hours on end to prepare. Even mashed potatoes made from scratch require boiling the potatoes, heating up the milk/cream, adding the butter, making sure it is salted right, and physically mashing them together. My girlfriend, for example, my "sous chef" or "prep cook" in our kitchen, is an amateur cook at best and yet, she still has mastered a few dishes I consider my comfort food, such as her tuna noodle casserole. Her recipe includes mixing Velveeta shells and cheese, a can of tuna, peas, mayo, and milk, and then topping it off with potato chips and butter before putting it in the oven. The point is that she has to boil the pasta, drain the tuna, add enough milk and mayo to make it creamy, make sure the peas are properly cooked, crush the chips, and put the whole thing in the oven for the correct amount of time. It is the thought and consideration that goes into this relatively simple dish that warms my heart (not to mention the leftovers).

P.S. Our friend Mel Flynn has also been writing about comfort food. Check it out at: http://thesinglechef.wordpress.com/.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Man, I'm sentimental.


Mans, my girlfriend is a booties. Currently she is scratching her legs and won't stop. Now she's telling me if I post this she'll send me home... Now she's left the room in anger.

I love my girlfriend to pieces and it KILLS me to see her in pain. I never knew how close I could be to another person until I met Shannon. She is my life, and recently, since she's been in pain, I've realized how selfish I've been for most of my life.

I always thought I would be alone. Then I met her, then I realized that no person is perfect, then I realized that I am certainly not perfect (not that I thought that I was in the first place). When you meet that person, it is a sort of an epiphany. The way you see the world changes. All of the sudden, its not just you but also the dearest person you care about in the world.

...I am not sure I am ready...but I want to be...and I think I can...I think I can...I think I can...

Thursday, February 05, 2009

A Mightier Return



Wow, facebook is fun and weird and goofy.

It may be the most fun wasting time on the internets of all times. I just realized I'm a more avid writer when it comes to chatting than it does to when I am actually trying to post/"blog" something...

Case in point...: I haven't posted anything on my own website in like 2 and a half years. Then, all of a sudden, my girlfriend had to join this 'facebook' phenomenon; then I had nothing better to do because I'm a shiftless bum, so then I joined. So then I'm chatting with our high school "Prom Queen," (who just happens to be the sweetest person on Earth), and now I'm stuck in this weird limbo of attempting to contact people I haven't spoken to in almost 10 years (yes, I accept that it's a run-on sentence).

Actually, I just realized our 10 year high school graduation anniversary -good God, that's a mouthful - was last year!

What I'm trying to say is that life has its ups and downs. The ebb and flow of existance can't be measured. However, if you can still find the people you lost in the flow, and still care enough about them while they float back in the ebb, then why not hold on to them with whatever means neccesary, I.e http://www.facebook.com/?

P.S. Facebook is still weird and goofy.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

A Mighty Return


I bought two one pound packages of gyros meat yesterday. It was pretty awesome because they were buy-one-get-one-free at the local Jewel. They were sort of presented and packaged like bacon only they were grey due to the cooked lamb/beef. I also made homemade tzatziki sauce using mint from my backyard and fresh dill. I have yet to eat my gyros.

I have been told that I have been missed from the blogging world, but I am lazy and selfish and a giant branch fell in my yard a couple weeks ago because of the storm and dented my tool shed. I had to cut down the branch and set it in front of the house for the city to pick up.

Ronak

P.S. You are all tool sheds.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Because In the End, I'm Awesomer Than You...


The idea of putting together my brother and Dr. Wise's brother and having them write about themselves and their respective opinions is an asinine idea (no offense guys). These two couldn't have less in common, unlike myself and Wise. I mean, come on, he's on the cutting edge of science, and I'm on the cutting edge of awsomeness. He's a tall, balding, starting-to-get-chubby white dude from the suburbs, and I'm a short, bald, used-to-be-chubby brown dude from the suburbs. He makes little money while cultivating stem cells, and I make little money listening to conferences calls about people who may or may not be cultivating stem cells... and the similarities go on and on from there.

This is why our dia-blog www.jerryandcornelius.blogspot.com is going to be so freaking awesome (don't visit it yet... there's nothing on it as of now (Thursday 04-27-06 at 11:00 PM CT)). This site may just be the next evolution of the Interweb. If the Interweb now is a chimpanzee, this site will be a super-genius human with telepathy and x-ray vision with superspeed and a set of extra arms that can shoot fireballs from the pinkies while having a giant wang. Yes folks, it's going to be just that good, as long as we can get off our asses and acutally post something.

In other news, I am a specimen of awesomeness. It's really quite amazing how much more awesome I am than the rest of you. If you were all chimpanzees, then I would be a super-genius human with telepathy and x-ray vision with superspeed and a set of extra arms that can shoot fireballs from the pinkies while having a giant wang. Yes folks, I'm just that much more awesome than you. I'm sorry if your feelings were hurt, but you should stop being such pansies.

With Awesomeness,
Ronak

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted in such a while, but you should all stop being such pansies about it.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Dr. Wise Might Just Change His Ways (As Far As His Moniker Goes)


Ladies (sexy ladies that is) and gentlemen, it's almost official. The Doctor, though he may change his moniker, (no... really... he used the term "moniker") and I have decided to start a tag-team blog. What exactly does this entail, you may ask?... Well, the initial idea (before the inebreation kicked in) was that he and I would write this other blog as a sort of back and forth... The Doctor would write in and then I'd respond, or, if on the flipside, I would comment and he'd respond. This isn't going to be like some simple dialogue, but rather like an organic conversation about certain (hopefully) topical subjects.

We've also decided that we are not going to be vulgar, because cursing cheapens the laughs... ASSBAGS!!!

For any fans of Doctor Wise... watch out for the AWESOME LINK!!!

P.S. No, really, once we have this up and going (it better be in a few days) the AWESOME LINK will be the best access to not only Dr. Wise, but to myself as well.